Stories Archive by Month - May
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An Excerpt From Tony Hendra's - National Lampoon, Spinal Tap - New Book
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God Denies Directing At Lightning Bolt At Ted Kennedy; "Kennedy Curse? What Kennedy Curse?"
BOTON — A small plane carrying Ted Kennedy was struck by lightning Saturday, lost all electrical power, and had to stage an emergency landing...
Britney Spears Denies Rumor: "I Dropped Sean Preston For Google!"
(New York--NY) Eight month old Sean Preston's first words might be, "Mommy, pick up, noooooooooooo!" It seems that Pop Mom Britney Spears has butter fingers, the metaphorical kind in addition to...
Da Vinci Flick Makes Pope Admit Secret Code
The Da Vinci Code has finally forced Pope Benedict XVI to release a statement admitting that the Bible contains a "veiled mystery unknown to most of the world"...
Senate Votes English Official Muffin of Congress
Just hours after approving two amendments that would make English the ?national language? of the U.S. without affecting any of the millions of government documents now printed in Spanish, the Senate today voted...
Man Relieved To Learn His Dog Is Not Gay
SHAKER HEIGHTS, Ohio — After many traumatic months watching his beloved Labrador Mix Newt mount and thrust into the posterior of other male dogs at the Shaker Heights Dog Park, Doug Stubie was relieved when a fellow dog owner told him...
Keith Richards Out of Tree, But Not Out of Brain
FIJI — After aging Rolling Stones rocker, Keith Richards, tumbled from atop a coconut tree last week, rumors began to fly, some claiming that he had damaged his brain in the accident...
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There a lots of sweet delights in the air today, especially if a trip to the sweet shop is in the offing. And if not,......
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