Stories Archive by Month - May

Matthew writes: The National Asperger's Institute has released clinical diagnostic criteria for nuerotypical (normal) humans, placing the list of symptoms under the umbrella spectrum disorder “Pooflinger's Syndrome.” Dr. Sarl Cagan explains the reason and...

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Yesterday, the Pentagon released the long-awaited video footage from one of its web cameras proving Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld to be a streaker. The video footage, which...

The National Security Agency admitted that it has been listening to home-based wireless Baby Monitors. NSA Chief Bill Simkins explained, "An unhappy baby is the sign of an unhappy home. Who knows what kind of...

WASHINGTON, DC — After polls showed that the public supported the Bush administration’s secret wiretapping of U.S. citizens phone calls made from the U.s. to overseas as well as it’s secret collection of phone numbers dialled by 200 million...

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London, Wednesday 10 May 2006 - (ReUterus & Associated Mess): In her first seminal speech since being promoted by PM Tony Blair to the post of Secretary of State for Homosexuality, Opus Dei flag-bearer Ruth...

Peabody, Massachusetts (APE) - President Bush today made a visit to flood devastated areas in Massachusetts, but balked at declaring them a disaster area. The president...

New Jersey Star Ledger - "Vincente Fox Fixes Bush A Plate of Johnny Cakes"...