Stories Archive by Month - May

Minneapolis, MN - Best Buy Corporation announced today that its elite arsenal of Geek Squad technical support agents will be upgrading their fleet of Geekmobiles from Volkswagen Beetles to Lamborghini Countaches in anticipation of the release of Windows Vista...

Walmart in it's continuing quest to put EVERYBODY out of business rolled back the Dow 365 points by going on a wild 'Michael Jackson-in a-toy store' drunken sailor on shore leave type insane spending spree...

As President George Bush prepared to address the nation tonight on the subject of immigration, an unnamed member of the White House press corps discovered a discarded, handwritten draft of the speech in...

Senator Patrick Leahy is coming to the aid of Al-Qaeda again. This time the democrat senator from Vermont wants the National Security Agency (NSA) to provide suspected terrorists with a privacy statement that gives them...

In a surprising move, the Central Intelligence Agency has announced it is joining the ranks of Delta, United, Northwest and other commercial carriers in offering international passenger service. The spy agency says...

(Vatican City--Rome) First, it was St. George of England, who slew a dragon. Now, will it be St. George of Hollywood who slays the Da Vinci Code? Yes, if Pope Benedict...

an·ar·chy NOUN: Absence of any form of political authority. Political disorder and confusion. Absence of any cohesive principle, such as a common standard or purpose...

Washington, DC (APE) - In the second campaign of "Shock and Awe" since his administration took office, President Bush early this morning launched what was described as a pre-emptive...