Stories Archive by Month - May
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Evolution: Missing Link Found In Nigeria
A Nigerian professor, Idris Dambusa, claims to have found the missing link in the Theory of Evolution and believes his find will seal the argument and turn the theory into a law.
The link, according to
Outrage As Man Utd Team To Face Hull Announced
Carrington, Manchester: Ronaldo OUT! Rooney OUT! Vidic OUT! - Stevens IN! Harvey IN! Martin IN!
Manchester United manager Sir Alex Ferguson faced the wrath of 3 north east football teams today after he announced his team
Rihanna Licks Chris Brown's Wounds Outside Nyc Strip Club
When Rapper and Sesame Street Tough Chris Brown learned that his former girlfriend and DV victim Rihanna was having a ball watching male strippers show theirs, he had his very own shit fit.
Brown sent his
American Idol's "Bikini Girl" Makes Simon Cowell And Randy Jackson Drool
HOLLYWOOD - Katrina Darrell, aka Bikini Girl was back strutting her feminine stuff on the American Idol stage.
The 21-year-old pride of Chino Hills, California left little to the imagination as she paraded around in a
Robert Downey, Jr. Admits He's American Idol's Danny Gokey
HOLLYWOOD - After Danny Gokey was eliminated from American Idol last week, he revealed to Ryan Seacrest that he is really Robert Downey, Jr.
Downey told Seacrest that he has always wanted to be a singer.
Earth-shaking Breakthrough In The Theory of Evolution
A scientist (name withheld) has made a major breakthrough in the theory of evolution - he has collected a legion of chimpanzees and intends to keep them until they become humans.
Already the scientist is happy
Octumom To Marry Joaquin Phoenix
LA HABRA, California - Actor, singer, lousy talk show guest Joaquin Phoenix asked OctuMom to marry him and she said yes.
A very reliable inside source said that Phoenix, 34, reportedly asked "Octy" to marry him
Study Shows Cats Control 42% of The Internet
A recent study showed that cats control an alarming 42% of the Internet. The largest portion of this being controlled by Keyboard Cat,Maru the cat, and LOLCats.
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