Stories Archive by Month - May
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Bob The Hermaphrodite Has The World's Biggest Penis
In spite of all previous claims to the contrary, a hermaphrodite called Bob actually has the World's Biggest Penis. The Book of World Records has conceded that taking relative body size into account, Bob the
Daimler Takes Stake In Electric Radio-controlled Car Company
News has hitting the wire all day with the speed and accuracy of blindfolded chimps throwing shit at each other. What is the news you ask? The news that Daimler-Benz has invested in Tesla, the
Second Darwinius Masillae Found
A second 'missing link' fossil has been found in Germany within a few weeks of the first. This specimen is slightly older and not in anywhere near as good condition, but there are sufficient similarities
Tatiana Del Toro Returns To American Idol
HOLLYWOOD - Tatiana Del Toro, the 23-year-old Puerto Rican Singing Drama Queen was back on the American Idol stage for the 'Finale Show.'
"Tater Tat" as she was nicknamed by Paris Hilton sat in the audience
Rihanna Licks Her Chris Brown Wounds At Nyc Strip Club
Fresh from her domestic violence engagement with rap star and Sesame Street tough Chris Brown, barely healed female songstress Rihanna thought that a NYC strip club might do her some good. Rihanna was spotted by
Obama Optimistic Economy Will Turn Around By 2109
President Barack Obama issued an upbeat assessment on the US economy today declaring that economic indicators prove the country will be profitable and operating in the black by the year
Adam Lambert And Simon Cowell Spotted In Passionate Embrace
LOS ANGELES - A bystander clicked a cell phone snapshot of American Idol frontrunner Adam Lambert and feisty Simon Cowell passionately embracing in an alley behind the Fox studios. The two were said to be
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