Stories Archive by Month - May
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Vp Joe Biden And Speaker Nancy Pelosi Dating. Future Offspring To Be Euthanized!
Washington, DC - Rumors have been put to rest when the Obama's administration's Press Office put out a statement validating the fact that the Vice President, Joe Biden, and the Speaker of the House, Nancy
Dow Up 240 Points In Response To News That Dow Is Up 200 Points
The Dow Jones Industrial average climbed up to a whopping 240 points Monday after the markets realized that the Dow was already approaching 200 points earlier in the day.
Beyonce And Jay Z Receive Devastating News
Hollywood, CA - Current King and Queen of pop, Beyonce Knowles and Jay Z Zee were last week delivered devastating news by their private accountant: the couple, like many other Hollywood couples, have taken a
Joe Biden Backs Dowd In Ny Times Plagarism Flap: "It's A Liberal Thing!"
Washington,DC/ CopyKat News - VP Joe "Oh, No" Biden rushed to the aid of beleaguered NY Times Columnist Maureen Down today after she admitted she lifted a few paragraphs from a Blogger for use in
Jennifer Aniston, The Split-up Queen, Reveals Another 'Horrible' Breakup Tale
LOS ANGELES - Jennifer Aniston has endured very public splits with Brad Pitt and John Mayer - but which breakup from the actress' past does she describe as "horrible?" Who will she split with next?
Miss California Silenced By Inexplicable Lightning Strike
SAN DIEGO, CA - Reigning Miss California Carrie Prejean is convalescing at Sharp Memorial Hospital in San Diego after being felled by a freak lightning strike this afternoon.
Police have launched a full investigation into the
Valve To Purchase Duke Nukem Forever Source, Release Crossover Game
Following the May 6, 2009 demise of 3DRealms and their long-awaited and oft-delayed game, Duke Nukem Forever, fans of the franchise were prepared to finally admit that they would never see another Duke Nukem game.
Tom Cruise Really Loses It
Police today were urgently summoned to the Hollywood home of Tom Cruise to respond to a possible suicide attempt by the famed actor / director.
Reports say that Cruise, for years a devoted member to
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