Stories Archive by Month - May
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Newt Gingrich Still Smarting From '99 Pelosi Water Boarding
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Yesterday, Newt Gingrich delivered a blistering critique of House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, calling her, "vicious," "trivial," and "a liar." He wants her investigated because he insists she knows more than she lets
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British Film Industry Strikes Back at Hollywood's Misrepresentation of History! Maverick Director Aims to Expose 'Truth' Behind America's Top Historical Heroes!
Peter Andre Blames Pope And Vatican For His Divorce
In a dramatic statement issued today, Peter Andre has firmly laid the blame for his marriage break up at the feet of the Pope and the Vatican, although even he realises that the Vatican doesn't
China Sex Park Bulldozed After Highlighted By Spoof Coverage Honoring Writers!
Within 48 hours of the recent Spoof report that writers Buck Wheat and Skoob were to be honored at the October opening of the adult theme park,Loveland, the site was leveled by government bulldozers citing
Wanda Sykes To Appear Nude In Playsista Magazine
CHICAGO - Wanda Sykes, the comedienne who brought the house down at the recent White House Correspondents' Association Dinner will be appearing in the June issue of PlaySista Magazine.
The 45-year-old Sykes, who is widely-known for
Carrie Prejean Says She Only Wants To Marry A Man
Miss California is not backing down from the answer she gave regarding getting married with only a man. She gave the answer on Sunday night's Miss USA telecast.
After giving her answer on Sunday night, Miss
Man With Largest Penis Sues Chinese Penis Pump Company Over Malfunction Causing Blowout During Porno Audition!
Frost Proof, Fl,/ Home of the State's Biggest Onions & Juiciest Fruits - Disaster in the Sex Industry today as the Man with the World's Largest Penis suffered a severe set back in his career
Simon Cowell Wants Adam Lambert To Be Crowned Queen of America
Hollywood California - Simon Cowell wants the United States to crown American Idol screamer Adam Lambert Queen of America.
Surly Simon Cowell bantered about the idea of crowning popular singer of American Idol Adam Lambert as
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