Stories Archive by Month - May

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Hubble Telescope Repaired; Now Has Own Twitter Feed, Facebook Page

Two astronauts spent over eight hours floating above the Earth to complete repairs and upgrades on the aging Hubble telescope, which now has the ability to post to Twitter and set up its own Facebook

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Your Letters Answered: May 18, 2009

We answer letters from real readers like you, but not you, unless you sent us a letter, in which case we probably answered it!

During Octomom's Recent Uterine Surgery, Doctors Find Ninth Baby!

During Octomom's Recent Uterine Surgery, Doctors Find Ninth Baby!

Doctors who performed a rather routine uterine cyst removal on famous Octomom say they've discovered a ninth infant alive and still inside the mother who refuses to come out of the womb. Dubbed 'Baby Shy,'

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Added: 18 May 2009
'Eclipse' Movie On Hold Following Allegations of Plagiarism

'Eclipse' Movie On Hold Following Allegations of Plagiarism

Hollywood Ca - The latest movie instalment of the Twilight series has been put on indefinite hold until accusations of plagiarism against author Stephenie Meyer are satisfactorily resolved. The accusations stem from a former college roommate

Brown Donates New Homeland To Tamil Tigers

Brown Donates New Homeland To Tamil Tigers

Gordon Brown was carried from the House of Commons by exuberant Tamil Tigers after donating Parliament Square as their New Homeland. Brown thought up the whizz during a brainstorming session with Ed Balls as a way

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Added: 18 May 2009
Eurovision :  Noway's Alexander Rybak  Is  In Love With A Fairytale - Rumplestilskin!

Eurovision : Noway's Alexander Rybak Is In Love With A Fairytale - Rumplestilskin!

Alexander Rybak, 23 from Norway the winner of the Eurovision Song Contest 2009; who scored 600 points in the 'loosely' defined spectacle called a competition has revealed his love for sadistic fairytale midget Rumplestilskin. As a

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Added: 18 May 2009
'Make My Day!' Portuguese Police Officer Amaral Tells Mccanns' Defamation Lawyers

'Make My Day!' Portuguese Police Officer Amaral Tells Mccanns' Defamation Lawyers

Praia Da Illuzion - (Maddie Mess): Disgraced former Portuguese police officer Goncalo Amaral has sent lawyers representing the parents of missing child Madeleine McCann a confident two-fingered 'up yours'. The couple are filing defamation charges...

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Added: 18 May 2009
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Lady Gaga Has A Disco Stick

After seeing her on tour in her creative leotards and jumpsuits, fans have began rumours that Lady Gaga is actually a hermaphrodite. Fans have said that when the singer bends down there is a huge

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Added: 18 May 2009


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