Stories Archive by Month - May
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Rihanna Found Out Eloping With Chris Brown
Rihanna recently just got former boyfriend Chris Brown charged with domestic violence. We also recently discovered that Chris Brown somehow got Rihanna to agree to marry him, so the charges would be dropped.
Chris Brown was
Normal Contestant For Big Brother 2009 Shock
Producers of Big Brother have confirmed that, in a radical new twist, one of the contestants for this summer's tenth series will be completely normal. They are straight, happily married with children, work in an
Drunken Katie Price Blinds Dressage Nancy Boy
Spencer Wilton would be riding his tight ass to fame and fortune on the dressage path to lucrative awards and gay blade acquisition if it had not been for an unfortunate night of drunken reverlry
John Demjanjuk Freed From Jail; Pope Benedict Xvi Arrested
Red-faced German officials admit they erred in arresting John Demjanjuk as the death camp guard "Ivan the Terrible" accused of assisting in the murders of 29,000 people when they discovered the crimes were actually committed
Gm Dealer Looks Forward To Selling High Quality Used Imports
(Chillicothe,Ohio) Ucs Business News: For the past 65 years the dealership of Red Jenson has been selling General Motors cars. Until Today Red Jensen, like many of Ohio's GM dealers, received
Carrie Prejean To Star In The Ann Coulter Story
NEW YORK CITY - The current reigning Miss California Carrie Prejean has just signed to star in a motion picture about the highly outspoken GOP political commentator Ann Coulter.
The Universal Pictures film will be directed
Carrie Prejean's Spontaneous Boob Shots Replaces "Sex On The Beach" Cocktail Drinks
London, England - Drinknation.com has just the changed the famous cocktail drink "Sex on The Beach" to "Carrie Prejean Spontaneous Boob Shots." All the ingredients are pretty much the same: 2 oz. Cranberry Juice, 2
Burnley One Game Away - Premier League Panic
With unfashionable Burnley only ninety minutes away from securing Premier League status there was panic in the corridors of footballing power today.
The bottom line is that the football authorities do not want Burnley in the
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