Stories Archive by Month - May
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Sexy Restaurant Orders Its Girls To Gain Weight
In anticipation of Supreme Court Nominee Elena Kagan's desire for world wide equality, one restaurant chain, where all the wait-staff have big hooters, has ordered that all its waitresses gain at least ten to fifteen
Michigan Yooper Lost In Canada And In Translation
A 27 year old man from Escanaba, Michigan was rescued yesterday after being lost in the Canadian wilderness, 100 miles north of Sudbury, Ontario.
O.P.P. officers found the man stranded on the side of a two
Ohio Boy Arrested For Using Bible Page As Rolling Paper
Sandusky, OH - The police were called to a home in Sandusky by a mother of a 16-year old whom she said was holed up in his room smoking marijuana and using pages from the
Cameron And Clegg To Share Same Suit
New UK Tory Prime Minister David 'Dave' Cameron is likely to share the same suit on a daily basis with his Deputy Lib-Dem Prime Minister Nick 'Nick' Clegg, in a radical cost-cutting plan announced at
Michelle Obama Deeply Insults Mexicans At State Dinner
Washington, DC - First Lady Michelle Obama put both feet in her mouth this evening at the State Dinner for the Mexican president. President Juan Julio Diego Maria Calderon was so irate, he left
Michael Moore Named As Fitness Czar
In an effort to help get average Americans interested in exercise, the Obama Administration has named documentary filmmaker Michael Moore as the Presidential Fitness Czar.
Long known for his highly
Eating Sausages Kills You!
Sausage eaters all over the world eating them and other processed foods are in danger, they kill!
German sausage eaters would normally be "high risk" because they eat, per man, the most sausages on the planet
Iraq's "Weapons of Mass Destruction" Found On Ebay
Alert CIA officers have discovered the missing Iraqi missiles being advertised for sale on the internet marketplace eBay. The existence of the missiles was hotly disputed before and after the invasion of Iraq in March
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