Stories Archive by Month - May

Chancellor of the Exchequer Lady George Osborne, known in the coffee houses as The Ghost of Bonnie Prince Charlie, suffered an attack of the vapours yesterday when alighting from his sedan chair. Lady George stepped lightly

British Broadcasting News correspondent Howard Pomegranate was "probably responsible" for last Tuesday's airliner tragedy over Shepherd Bush, London. A Corporate Social Irresponsibility Report reveals that Pomegranate, 46, was trying out a satell...

David Cameron invited this reporter to 10 Downing Street this morning to show me that he really means business when it comes to sorting out the mess the Con-Dems are in, after Labour allegedly 'cooked

Scout Leader, Arthur "Clover" Garlic, was rapped yesterday for losing his entire troop of scouts. The 3 and 1/3rd Lytham St Annes troop in the Fylde district were out on an orienteering course to earn their

Under fire from its parent company, the Career Education Corporation, Brooks Institute has resorted to torturing its admissions representatives in order to increase enrollments.

Rima Fakih, the new Miss USA, won a stripping contest sponsored by Detroit radio station, it is being reported this morning. "It's true, I've seen the pics. They will be all over the net and in

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Lindsay Lohan has just tossed another drink into the face of another young woman. LiLo will eventually end up throwing a drink into the face of the wrong girl who will pop

Recognized for its similarity to the haircut made famous by Moe Howard, Justin Bieber's hairstyle has been accepted into the Three Stooges Hall of Fame, inside the Larry, Moe and Curly Museum. Curator of