Stories Archive by Month - May
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England To Host 2018 World Winking Championships
Wild celebrations today here in Barrow-in-Furness at the HQ of the All England Winkers Association (AEWA) as the Federation of International Winking Associations (FIWA) announced that the 2018 World Winking Championships are to take place
Plastic Policemen/women Needed, Takwana Smith & Anitakapita Jones of Cargo Fleet Are Applying
The Police Force in England is much undermanned, or underwomened. Too many civilians and not enough 'plods on the beat' shall we say, according to the news.
Takwana Smith and Anitakapita Jones, of Cargo Fleet,
Dear Pete, Volume 6
By Pete Puma
Well, it's time to clear some of those idiotic questions you assholes've sending us again. Enjoy and learn, douches.
Dear Pete: I'm not great at most sports. The kids
Celebrity Apprentice: Trump Fires Curtis Stone, Maria Kanellis, And Sharon "Sniffles" Osbourne
NEW YORK CITY - Apparently the Producers of the reality show Celebrity Apprentice have informed Mr. Donald Trump that he needs to hurry up and get the show's season wrapped up.
Instead of firing one celebrity,
Good Lord Almighty, Libcon Lords Go Large
The House of Lords has 707 eligible perrs of which 211 take the Labour whip. Despite the fact that these 211 suffered 350 defeats in the last session of Parliament, CamClegg Incorporated need to make
Praising Arizona
Arizona Deserves Praise, not condemnation, for enforcement of immigration laws and border security. Since the implementation of Arizona's immigration law there has been a great deal of discussion in the media, political circles, and
Subo Fanatics Launch Crisis Helpline!
Susan Boyle red scarf wearing fanatical loonies, distraught at their beloved gathering place being sold off, were today offered comfort by way of a new crisis helpline. The 'Fanatics Unite in Crisis and Kinship' helpline
Kristen Stewart Wins Big Lawsuit Over Grandfather's Case
Although it happened nearly ten years ago before anyone knew anything much about Kristen Stewart, there was a case in court that has just now been settled.
According to the records, Kristen's grandfather, Patrick, was in
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Become as the rabbit. All will become clear as the moon begins its wane. Speeling mestakes are'nt god. Beauty and......
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