Stories Archive by Month - May
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Ben Roethlisberger Opens Charm School
Two time Super Bowl winning quarterback Ben Roethlisberger of the Pittsburgh Steelers has recently opened a charm school for athletes. Located in downtown Pittsburgh near several bars and adult cabarets, the sign outside the door
Ronnie James Dio Dies
Ronnie James Dio has died of stomach cancer at the age of 67. He was the guy who took over from Ozzie Osbourne, when Ozzie left Black Sabbath.
It is with great delight, in these very,
Nick Cleggover 'A Notorious Panty-snatcher'?
London - (Blue Ass Mess): An awful lot of Tory ladies' soiled panties have gone missing since the 6 May general election result.
And the defamaTory fingers are starting to wag in Nick Clegg's direction!
"Most of
Left-wing Brits "Growing Impatient" While Waiting For Cameron To Be Massively Evil
Britain's left-leaning population is "fed up" with David Cameron's refusal to commit any significantly nasty acts, according to a report released today.
With the BBC still intact, the NHS not yet reduced to an ineffective shell
Element 117 Named After Derek Acorah
University physicists in Liverpool have synthesised a new superheavy element with the atomic number one hundred and seventeen, and named it after local celebrity hero and psychic Derek Acorah.
Acorahium, as it will be known once
Seeing Eye Dog Craps In Woods, Blind Man Fined For Not Noticing!
A Scottish blind man was arrested and briefly detained today after his seeing eye dog was observed crapping under a bush in a wooded area outside of Renfrow, Scotland.
According to a council warden in
The San Antonio Spurs Trade Tim Duncan To The Dallas Mavericks For Dirk Nowitzki
SAN ANTONIO - San Antonio Spurs owner Peter Holt stated that he hated to trade one of the best players to ever wear the silver and black but he says he just got tired of
Al Qaeda Developes Eco-friendly Car Bomb
In an effort to win over the hearts and minds of potential Infidel sympathizers, Al-Qaeda has begun the process of developing a new environmentally sensitive car bomb. Spokes-Terrorist Ali Ahmed Akbar, recently unveiled the
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