Stories Archive by Month - May

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Tiger Woods Denies That He Is The Father of Sandra Bullock's Baby, Louis

Tiger Woods Denies That He Is The Father of Sandra Bullock's Baby, Louis

ORLANDO - Tiger Woods was resting comfortably reading Playboy Magazine in his trophy room when he received a phone call from his manager Upton Courtquist. Courtquist told him that the latest rumor currently circulating is that

 The Spoof
Added: 17 May 2010
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Thames To Close For Repairs

The Thames will be closed from next Tuesday for essential repairs, the River Authority announced today. Repairs will be carried out between the Thames Barrier and Kingston, with a 100% restriction on movements of water,

 The Spoof
Added: 17 May 2010
Liverpool Unveil Big Name Star

Liverpool Unveil Big Name Star

Liverpool boss Rafa Benitez confirmed in an interview yesterday that the Merseyside club have already made the biggest-name signing this summer is likely to produce, when they secured the signature of the Hull City substitute,

Obama: "No Comment" On Reports He Hired Edward's Mistress Reille Hunter As Videographer On Wh Blog!

Obama: "No Comment" On Reports He Hired Edward's Mistress Reille Hunter As Videographer On Wh Blog!

Reille Hunter, the woman with the camera whose nude video sexcapade with former Democratic Presidential Candidate John Edwards was taken showing the moment of conception of their love child, has been reportedly hired by

Zeus's Balls Found In Malta

Zeus's Balls Found In Malta

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 Daily Discord
Added: 17 May 2010
Sue Lowden, Danny Tarkanian, Sharron Angle, John Chachas, And Bill Parson Weigh In On Brown People Control

Sue Lowden, Danny Tarkanian, Sharron Angle, John Chachas, And Bill Parson Weigh In On Brown People Control

LAS VEGAS - Nevada GOP senatorial candidates took time to sit down with the Unconfirmed Sources editorial board to discuss their views on brown people control - that's brown people control, since there is no

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Sophie Ellis-bextor Returns From Round-the-world Yacht Voyage

Unconventionally-beautiful Glacial Groove Queen Sophie Ellis-Bextor cruised into Hurstpierpoint, Sussex, yesterday in her snow-white, 34-foot yacht "Blue Peter Groovejet", at the end of her 210-day, 23000-mile round-the-world solo sail, writes Mariti...

 The Spoof
Added: 16 May 2010
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Pentagon Panic Over Recent Activity

The U.S military has begun an urgent high level inquiry into the events of today. No car bombs were reported from Afghanistan, Iraq, Pakistan, India, Spain, or anywhere else in the world. In addition to

 The Spoof
Added: 16 May 2010


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