Stories Archive by Month - May
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Rand Paul Explains His Remarks To Rachel Maddow.
Newly minted Republican candidate Rand Paul, while not exactly back-peddling regarding his statements in an interview conducted by MSNBC's Rachael Maddow that the 1964 Civil rights Act should never
Scientists Make 'Artificial Life'
Scientists in the US have succeeded in developing the first synthetic living cell. The researchers copied an existing bacterial genome. They sequenced its genetic code and then used "synthesis machines" to chemically construct a copy.
Ronan Keating Leaves His Wife To Concentrate On His Boyzone
There's the born again Christian tattooed one, the shit Coronation Street actor one, the dead gay one, and the other one. Then there's the Ronan Keating one. Slightly balding, slightly boring and now slightly bending...
Mexican President Begs For Asylum In US But Still Bashes Immigration Policies!
Mexican President Felipe Calderon, using the opportunity of a State Sponsored dinner by El Presidente Barry 'Chingedara' Obama, cited increased death threats as his reason for seeking political asylum in the US last night.
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Justin Bieber's Head Butting Glass Doors
Justin "baby" Bieber has created a new trend, Glass Butting. It's a simple new step where you walk into a glass door believing it will just open.... then slam dunk.... right into the glass while
Justin Bieber Performs On American Idol - Randy "The Black Dawg" Jackson Says He Was A Little Pitchy
HOLLYWOOD - The young Canadian singing sensation Justin Bieber performed on the latest edition of American Idol.
The popular 16-year-old who many consider to be The Prince of YouTube, sang a song that was written
Jupiter Has Success On South Belt Diet
Jupiter has recently lost its south equatorial belt after just 5 months on the new "South Belt Diet" (SBD). Experts report that Jupiter has lost over 130,000 km of belt in just over 140
Malawi Bans Birth of Gay People Within Its Borders
In the wake of a Malawian gay couple's recent sentencing to 14 years of hard labor, the president of Malawi has signed into law a ban on gay people choosing to be born in that
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