Stories Archive by Month - May

Willy Vanka, the Chief of Brutish Airways has vowed to smash the UNITY trade union, whatever the cost to the company, its shareholders, or its employees. In an impassioned speech, reminiscent of the Glory days of

Consternation in Cheshire today as the pickled egg shortage which has already blighted Lancashire, West Yorkshire, Merseyside, and Greater Manchester spreads its ugly wings southwards. Pickled hard-boiled eggs have long been a staple snack for the...

Paris, France - The office of the Prime Minister today hotly denied that David Cameron was in any way involved in the theft of five old masters from a Paris museum overnight. The raid was

Los Angeles, CA - You have to hand it to Lindsay Lohan. When the going gets tough, the Lohan gets high, and it is that very action that landed Lindsay Lohan in some seriously hot

There was shock across the country as Weightlookers announced its' brand new "Doggy doo so you should too". The idea is very simple, some dogs eat their own turds and a fat dog is rarer

LOS ANGELES, California -- Megan Fox revealed that she won't be working on any more transformer movies any time soon, and that director Michael Bay "can go f**k himself" for all she cares, according to

by Pete Puma I got an e-mail from some douche just before the latest edition of Dear Pete and I was gonna answer that shit but started thinkin' that

A burglar who shares his split personality with a high ranking police officer yesterday shocked police officers in Todmorden, West Yorkshire when he arrested himself and brought himself in for questioning at the local police