Stories Archive by Month - May
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Video of The Day: Door To Door Spam
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You Can't Misspell "Progress" Without W
Wow, how weird that someone would steal the computers you write your left-wing propaganda with, plus the Airport and DSL modem you use to upload that nonsense to...
Dateline NBC Cracks Down On Online D & D Child Predators
Ft. Meyers, FL - Dateline NBC has gone on the offensive against online Dungeons and Dragon's Child Predators in its new three-part series "To Catch a Gamer".
Interview With Henry Rollins
To call Henry Rollins an inspiration of mine is about the same as calling Manhattan an island -- it's true, yes, but it leaves out a lot...
Dick Cheney: Moussaoui Definitely Linked To 9/11
Washington, DC (APE) - Vice President Dick Cheney speaking in a videotape released to the Wall Street Journal today insisted that Zacarias Moussaoui was directly linked to the Al...
President Announces Guest Waterfowl Program
WASHINGTON, DC — In a major speech this week, President Bush announced a 180-degree shift in his administration's immigration policy. After being stymied for months in his attempt to gain more control over migration from the south...
Drunkenness Splits From Alcohol
Drunkenness has narrowly voted to secede from its union with Alcohol, results from yesterday's global referendum on substance-abuse say...
New Poll: If Bush Breaks Leg, Majority Approve Putting Him Down
Washington - The nation held entranced over whether the Prize Winning horse Barbaro would have to be euthanized, has answered a new Gallop Poll that said that if President Bush broke his leg, 93% would...
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