Stories Archive by Month - May
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Yes, We Were The Inspiration For A Brief History of White Men Dancing
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Male Stripper Files Charges Against Catholic University Girls Lacrosse Team
WASHINGTON, DC — An exotic male dancer, whose identity remains secret to protect him, has filed charges against members of the Catholic University Womens' Lacrosse Team...
White Man Gets Black Face In Transplant Mix-up
New York City -- The reputation of face transplant surgery plummeted yesterday when the Fashion-A-Face Hospital in New York City confirmed the unthinkable. Several months ago, a white man received a black face in a...
Senators Insist Americans Must Start Speaking English
The U.S. Senate voted this week to make English the national language of the United States. This controversial decision has been praised internationally, but many Americans have condemned the move...
Bush Receives $7.8 Billion Telephone Bill For Call Monitoring
WASHINGTON, DC — After President Bush was forced to admit that he had directed the NSA and the FBI to record millions of private telephone calls, he has received a telephone bill for $7.8 billion...
Pistons Defeat Cleveland Cavaliers In Game 7; Gooden Upset With Life-switch
Detroit, Michigan-The recent life-switch of newly re-elected New Orleans Mayor Ray Nagin and Cleveland Cavaliers Forward Drew Gooden proved only fruitful for Nagin Sunday, as the Cavaliers were eliminated from their game seven NBA playoff...
Holy Shit, Holy Grail
Miracles Follow Appearance of Christ's Face in Bowl of French Public Toilet! Is this Last Resting Place of Jesus?..
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