Stories Archive by Month - May
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Manchester United 'Fan' Starts To Panic
Manchester United supporters come in all shapes and sizes, all colours and creeds, and from all corners of the planet, and it is the right of every human being to choose which football club he
Multiple Sightings of Tevez Reported In Liverpool
Switchboards at national newspapers and news websites have been inundated with messages reporting sightings of Manchester United striker Carlos Tevez in Liverpool, hot on the heels of rumours linking him with a move to the
Britain's Got Talent Leak 'Deliberate'
The 'accidental' internet 'leak' which showed Britain's Got Talent semi-finalists lined up backstage on ITV's official website was lambasted today as a cheap publicity stunt staged by a cynical Simon Cowell in order to bump
New American Idol Promises To Cut Deficits, Balance Budget
In one of the hottest-contested elections in American history, Arkansas leader Kris Allen defeated Adam Lambert to become the nation's 44th American Idol.
Angelina Jolie Is Compromised In Lesbian Love Affair
In a statement to reporters, Jenny Shimizu, Angelina Jolie's old lesbian flame, says she forced Angelina Jolie to play the role of a man during their ten year lesbian affair.
According to Jenny Shimizu, Angelina
Brad Pitt Attacked By Jolie's Old Lesbian Lover
Brad Pitt is verbally attacked by Jenny Shimizu because Angelina doesn't spend lavishly with Shimizu anymore.
Greasy auto mechanic and ex-prison inmate, Jenny Shimizu, who shared a prison cell with Jolie during a ten year
Kris Allen Tells UK Fans To Vote For Susan Boyle
Following his shock win in American Idol, Kris Allen has called on his British fans to vote for Susan Boyle on the UK\'s X Factor. He said that he felt it was his \'duty\' to
Jonas Brothers Get Advice From Paul Mccartney
After having some time alone for a couple of weeks, Joe Jonas had the idea to try to call up Sir Paul McCartney to see if they could to get a fresh look at the
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