Stories Archive by Month - May

Made famous for her aggressive interviews and football helmet hair style, Nancy Grace, following months of collaborative research and test audience feedback, has chosen to modify her coif and soften her bangs so that they

HOLLYWOOD - Nicole Scherzinger, 31, won the 10th season of Dancing With The Stars. The producers put out a pretty good DWTS Finale except for one thing. What in the world of dance dipping was Kate

George Osborne's plans for deficit reduction will not be finalised for at least another month due to a shortage of fingers in the Treasury. The chancellor sent an email to all staff at the treasury asking

Widespread concern that Scotland has disappeared is completely unfounded say experts. The panic began on May 7th when Alex Salmond failed to make an appearance on television. During the previous weeks the chubby Scottish leader of the

Westminster - Reports are coming in that Deputy PM Nick Clegg came over a bit funny recently watching an episode of Dickinson's Real Deal on an old 19 inch Sony Trinitron TV set. It is thought

Following the news that the lead singer of U2, "The Bono" is to have his entire spine removed so that it can be blessed by the Pope, the remaining band members have taken steps to

Sofia, Bulgaria - (Spooky Mess): Bulgarian telecom giant (sic) Mob-I-Tell has suspended a 'cherished' cellphone number following complaints that every owner/user in the last decade has died in horrible circumstances. The much prized 0888 888 888

"I made them an offer they couldn't refuse," boasted Tony Soprano, when it was announced by the National Football League on Tuesday that the 2014 Super Bowl would indeed be held at the New Meadowlands