Stories Archive by Month - May
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Queen Thoroughly Pissed Off With Parliament
The Queen is reportedly becoming more and more hacked off by the continuing delays in forming a government, and is threatening to abolish parliament if "those boys cannot sort out their differences and get on
Sandra Bullock And George Lopez Involved In A Menage-a-tacos
LA BREA, California - Comedian George Lopez and Sandra Bullock, who won the Oscar for Best Actress were reportedly seen at a local restaurant named The Chorizo Con Juevos Diner.
An eyewitness said that she saw
Nick Griffin To Stand Down As BNP Leader
Toad-Like git, Nick Griffin, has announced that he will be standing down at the next general election it was revealed earlier. Griffin has told close friends that he just can't carry on in the role
Justin Lee Collins To Be Used In Deepwater Horizon Clean-up
TV presenter Justin Lee Collins has offered the untamed wilderness that is his hair to be used in the effort to mop up the huge amounts of oil currently leaking into the Gulf of Mexico.
Next Queen's Speech Delivered By Twitter To Reduce Costs
Today's Queen's Speech is likely to be the last one that she will actually attend, especially if the Chancellor's proposed cuts to the operation of parliament are voted through. Under proposals outlined by George Osborne
Manuel's Contract To "Nobble Ross" Doesn't Quite Go To Plan...
A contract to "Nobble" cheeky chappy, chat show host, Jonathan Ross, didn't quite go to plan last Friday night as millions of viewers watched zany comedian Ross Noble attack the bemused presenter during his weekly
Cheryl Demands Surname In Divorce Settlement
Cheryl Cole has officially filed for divorce from her estranged husband Ashley following the revelation that the Chelsea and England football player had been unfaithful. The philandering football star was busted when a string of
Subo To Headline Glastonbury
Susan Boyle was sensationally announced as the replacement headline act at this year's Glastonbury Festival, after U2 had to pull out.
"Och, I'll show 'em!" said SuBo excitedly. "I've got my tent and wellies packed! Groovy
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