Stories Archive by Month - May
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Don't Worry Shahzad, Failed Jihadists Get 72 Sturgeons In The Afterlife
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Bp And NASA Join Forces To Launch Global Oil Observatory - Goo
Kennedy Space Center, Florida - BP and NASA announced today that a new mission to monitor deep sea oil spills to aid in the forecast of coastal pollution along the Gulf Coast will be launched
Ozzie Ozbourne Stomps Through The Tulips
Ozzie's latest release digs up twelve old, and not so old, songs and magically transforms them into something new and uniquely Ozzie. The title song, 'Tiptoe through the Tulips', is in name only as
Robert Pattinson And Kristen Stewart Say Their Zimbabwe Vine Flu Telethon Raised Over $100 Million
MASVINGO, Zimbabwe - The stars of the Twilight vampire movie series Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are thrilled to announce that their recent vine flu telethon in Zimbabwe was a tremendous success.
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Government Introduces New Drink Driving Laws
The new coalition government, the first coalition government since the war in case you didn't know, has outlined radical changes to the drink driving laws amid tumultuous scenes in the commons. Official government spokespeople have
Cameron And Osborne To Star In Remake of The Tich And Quackers Show
London - (Puppet On A String): The charity fundraiser will also see Prince Charles offered the chance to play drunken sot Lord Charles in a movie sequel to the 1966 children's smash-hit TV show.
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British Actor Robert Pattinson Announced As New Spider-man 4
British actor Robert Pattinson has been announced today as the next Spider-man in Sam Raimi's new film "A spider ate my baby". Pattinson, star of the Twilight films and Harry Potter, is said to be
Tiger Woods And Elin In Fierce Battle Over Their Kids
"Elin has no right to take them away from me all the time", Tiger Woods reportedly told his golfing practice buddy, Sunday. "She'll constantly leave them with nannies while she goes on skiing trips."
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