Stories Archive by Month - May
The following satire and parody are past stories, displayed here for your browsing archive pleasure.
Dick Cheney Doodles In The Margins of A Joseph Wilson Op-ed Column
The newly filed court papers disclose substantial new detail about Cheney that was not in the indictment...
A Letter Worth Publishing
We enjoy your emails dear readers, but they can so often be boring. Telling us how great we are is nice and strokes our egos (or should that be egoes) pleasantly, and pointing our puncutation...
Gay Marriage Ban-President Says: 'No Gays For This Bush'
In a desperate attempt to corral his fractured Christian base just in time for the mid term Congressional elections, United State President George W. Bush has resurrected that old...
Home Office Bungles News International Sweat Shop Rescue
London − Last week, Police and Home Office officials bungled the rescue of 66 illegal immigrants from the clutches of one of Britain's seediest employers...
For The Man Who Has Everything: Donkey Pants
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Pictures of Brad And Angelina's Baby: A Lesson Learned Too Late
The first smuggled pictures of newborn Shiloh Pitt-Jolie illustrate why her parents have been so secretive since her birth. One of the photos is reproduced here for its obvious educational value.
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War Journalists Get "Core Values Training"
The American Society of Professional Journalists today said it would offer major news organizations like CNN and the New York Times a "core values" training course in the wake of an incident in...
Dirk Nowitzki Most Popular German Since Hitler; Jews Flee Dallas
A recent poll named basketball star Dirk Nowitzki as the most popular German since Adolf Hitler, which has "caused concern" among the Dallas Jewish community, sources said yesterday...
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