Stories Archive by Month - May
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"Boring And So Full of Holes My Grandfather's RV Could Go Through It Sideways"
Nikolai revisits 'The Da Vinci Code,' with the benefit of knowing what he is talking about.
Last week, my editor made me write a review on The Da Vinci Code, which can be read elsewhere in...
Swiss Guard Faces Axe From Vatican
The Swiss Guard may soon be marching out of the Vatican as Pope Benedict XVI revolutionises Catholic Church finances with a sweeping programme of competitive tendering...
Iran Agrees To Nuclear Talks, But Not Nuke-u-lar
Sources say President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is ready to accept President Bush's offer to open talks with Iran if it stops monkeying with uranium, on one condition...
Shiditha Happens
Let me just say, the Army is not in Iraq to kill women and children. They’re in Iraq to kill MEN...
Jesus: "I Did Not Have Sexual Relations With That Woman"
Jesus, chief spokesman for Christianity and poster boy for integrity, is categorically denying accusations that he had improper relations with Mary Magdalene...
Laurie David Regrets Using Gore In Global Warming Movie
HOLLYWOOD — The producer of the environmental documentary, An Inconvenient Truth, regrets using Al Gore as the narrator in the movie...
Haditha Marines Ordered To Take Sensitivity Training Classes
Unconfirmed sources report that all the Marines involved in the Haditha massacre have been ordered to take sensitivity courses as punishment for their misdeeds. The course is said to be very...
Bush Announces Team of Specialists To Address Troop Retraining
Washington, DC (Rotters) - In what will likely be a controversial decision, President Bush today announced a team of specialists who will begin retraining Marine and Army troops stationed...
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