Stories Archive by Month - May
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CNN Had Breaking News About News That Was Not Breaking
Exhilarating terror hysteria and shouts of ‘Yeehah’ at the CNN News Gossip Center today became despondency and ‘ah shucks’...
Volkswagen Wins Race To Hydrogen Fuel Power With New "VW Hindenburg"
In a move which has rocked the automobile industry to it's foundations, Volkswagen has announced that it is launching a line of hydrogen powered cars years before this technology was expected to reach production. Volkswagen...
President George W. Bush Announces Plan To Help Veterans
WASHINGTON, D.C. - In an effort to mitigate the impact from the compromised personal information of 26.5 million veterans, President Bush has announced a plan to help ensure veterans do not...
Madonna's "Whores of Babylon" Tour Ends With A Bang
What do you get when you mix an entertainer blinded by an obsession to come off as controversial and a disgraced Army colonel who just doesn’t know when to give it a rest?...
Murtha Offers "Core Values Training" To Insurgents
Congressman John Murtha today offered to give ?core values training? to al Qaeda fighters and other members of the Iraqi insurgency to complement a similar Pentagon initiative for U.S. troops...
Ultra Sexy Photos of Borat In Cannes
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Reid Enters 30-day Clinic For Corruption Culture
Experts at the World Health Organization raised concerns of a possible pandemic as news broke this week of the first known case of "the culture of corruption" afflicting a Democrat...
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