Stories Archive by Month - May
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New Printer Blamed For A Variety of Document Errors
The staff of the Iowa Department of Consumer Affairs was melancholy when their new Canon x950 color printer arrived last week...
Bush To Use National Guard To Block Immigrants, Hunt Big Foot, Do Crop Circles
George Bush has discovered his new best friends: the National Guard. While most of the Guardsmen are spent mentally and physically after 35 tours of duty...
Ill Eagle Alien Found Sneezing And Undocumented
An Avian Flu victim, Pajaro Enfermo (Sick Bird), has been found "sneezing his ass off," according to U.S. officials in the Arizona desert...
Africa Eternally Grateful To Angelina And Brad
Africans today celebrated the wondrous news that Hollywood starlet and beautiful person, Angelina Jolie chose to give birth on their continent...
Merck And Philip Morris To Merge
(Wilmington--DE) At a joint press conference today, pharmaceutical giant Merck and tobacco tower Philip Morris announced that they will merge. The union became destined when both companies realized that...
Pentagon Postpones Operation "Divine Stroke"
Washington, DC (Rotters) - The planned release of a 700 tonne explosive cross-dressing male prostitute within the Pentagon has been postponed because of legal, moral, and ethical concerns said...
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