Stories Archive by Month - May
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Bush Offers Prayer With Coast Guard Chaplains As A New FEMA Initiative
The President met at the White House last week with a large contingency of U.S. Coast Guard Chaplains for a prayer, a breakfast, a photo-op...
Wiretaps Reveal Sherry Did Not Spend Friday Night With Rachel
Understanding that fictionalizing the U.S. Constitution and Bill of Rights will no longer carry the hour or even serve the moment...
Geraldo To Host TV Special On Seized Contents of Congressman's Office
Wash., D. C. -- To celebrate the 20th anniversary of his 1986 special on the opening of Al Capone's secret vault, TV personality Geraldo Rivera will be hosting a show to reveal to the world...
Giving Christ The Horn
Does 'Lost' da Vinci Nude Painting of Christ Hold Key to Vatican's Greatest Secret? Church Tries to Keep Wraps on Jesus' Penis!...
U.S. Military To Reduce Iraq Troop Levels From 138,000 To 163,000
Citing an improving security situation in key Iraqi provinces, U.S. military commanders say they have begun the long-promised task of reducing the American...
God Loses Playing At Dice With The Universe
RIGEL - Monday, on the as-yet unnamed seventh planet of the giant blue star Rigel, extremely rare circumstances allowing the eventual rise of humanity were set into motion after God, Creator of All Eternity, 'lost...
Video: A Fashion Show In The African Desert
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