Stories Archive by Month - May
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Customers Confused, Irritated By Troops At Retail Book Store Borders
Ann Arbor, MI -- Security at book retail giant Borders has received a boon from the federal government this week amid calls by President Bush to further strengthen Borders nationwide. At a press conference last...
Explaining The Percentages - Impatience, Hot Bosses, President Hillary Clinton
Everyday we are shown polls. America likes this, hates that, undecided about the other. What do these polls mean? We take the extra step and explain what these polls are really saying. We have to...
Capitol Hill Is Closed After Bush Revokes Congressional Parking Passes
Washington - Following last week's FBI raid of a Congressman's office, legislators fear that the Executive Branch is violating Separations of Power Doctrine. All those worries were justified today when Capitol Hill was shut down...
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George W. Bush Mistake: President Releases Terror Alert Schedule For 2006 Election Cycle
(UCS NEWS, Washington D.C.) Opps! another leak reported from inside the Bush White House. This time a memo dated May 15th was mistakenly passed to the Withe House press core for...
Brad Pitt And Angelina Jolie Have A Baby
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, Hollywood's premier superstar couple, are the proud parents of a baby girl...
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