Stories Archive by Month - May
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Kindles Dance In Streets of Ny, Mock Cheaper Rivals
It was meant for human pedestrians, but yesterday the Times Square Pedestrian Mall in New York City was taken over by pedestrians of the machine variety. Kindles, Amazon's electronic readers, staged a protest to
Miley Cyrus Yells At Her Critics: "Hey Y'all I'm Better Than Gaga, Britney, Jessica, Christina, And Ke$ha All Put Together"
TULSA, Oklahoma - Miley Cyrus was in town performing at The Sooner or Later Arena. The sold out crowd of 82,093, went wild for the girl who until recently was simply known as Hannah Montana,
Cumbria Carnage 'Puts A Bit of A Dampener' On William Engagement Ploy
London - (Killjoys): "Jolly bad form in Whitehaven, eh?" was the gist of a Palace statement this morning as lackeys struggled to spin a fairytale nuptial announcement in the light of Wednesday's Lake District gunshot
The Duchess of York (sarah Ferguson) Speaks With The Queen of Chicago (oprah Winfrey)
CHICAGO - Sarah Ferguson, aka The Duchess of York, sat down with Oprah Winfrey at the Downtown Holiday Inn and spoke about her recent undercover sting operation.
Ferguson, who claims to be on the verge of
Angelina Jolie To Tackle Bp Oil Spill
In their latest attempt to stop the oil leak off the Louisiana coast, BP have recruited Angelina Jolie. Previous attempts have involved using robot divers, giant plugs, industrial size sanitary towels and trained starfish.
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Educators Flee From Financial Fate
In recent months, many schools across the UK are finding their historical build, and engraved memories - which may perhaps be recognised as Graffiti - to be frowned upon. Therefore, councils have deemed it absolutely
Lady Gaga 'Gagging For It' At Crossbow Cannibal Tribute Gig
Manchster - (Bloody Cheek Mess): "Eat yer heart out, Manchester!" was last night's gory theme at Lady GaGa's MENtal Arena cannibal tribute gig.
A vampiristic rendition of Janis Joplin's classic Piece of My Heart stunned concertgoers
A Marriage Gored: Why Tipper Split
After 40 years of marriage, Al and Tipper Gore are taking a little time apart to enjoy more personal space and rediscover themselves. Speculation runs wild as to what precipitated the separation.
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