Stories Archive by Month - May

Alongside tomorrow's hotly awaited publication of Derrick Bird's best-selling biography, this Sunday's edition of "The Current Bun" will include a 40 page pull-out in which Derrick himself will tell readers precisely what drove him to

Golden Girl Rue McClanahan has died at the age of 76. That makes actress, Betty White the last of the Golden Girls and winner of at least a million dollar tontine. The tontine is named after

A fire burst into flames this morning at a site near to Heathrow airport. This latest incident comes amidst BA's crisis talks with the Unite union and staff's continued walkouts. Willie Walsh is said to

Premier League Fans Throughout England Clutched their sides laughing today as newsreel footage showed pictures of Rafa Benitez walking alone in the general direction of Italy. Meanwhile Liverpool FC supporters, who for decades have proudly sung

A remote part of England has been changed for ever, after being dragged into the 21st century of death and destruction, writes Ayma Salivating-Sickevulture, Atrocity Correspondent. This rural county of Northern Britain, formerly famous for its

Author, businessperson and American environmental activist, Albert Arnold "Al" Gore, announced today that he is to dip his toe in to the world of music we call pop. Mr Gore says that he found his inspiration

Barbeque Groping a basic tool, the Alpha lovingly caresses thick, processed meat. A slight light-headedness kisses his appetites side. Air dances from the fire. Smoke sears every eye of the salivating tribe. They murmur, restlessly: a fight about the iPod dock. Peacefully, elders burn, at rest under

Wasilly, AK - Finally, what the American people have been waiting for from Sarah Palin, the truth. No longer do we have to guess why she would backtrack on her famous "Drill, Baby, Drill" comment