Stories Archive by Month - June
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"Chinese Century" Ends 95 Years Prematurely
The "Chinese Century" is already over, political
observers said yesterday. It ended about 95 years
before it was supposed to a modern record for
a country's unrealized hegemony.
The Deep Throats Anna Nicole Smith Marries W. Mark Felt
Hours after the Washington Post confirmed that W. Mark Felt is in fact, the legendary 'Deep Throat,' the ninety-one year old tied the knot with Trim Spa spokeswoman Anna Nicole Smith.
Nigel Kennedy Denies He Is Piano Man
Nigel Kennedy appeared on TV last night to deny reports that he is the silent amnesiac dubbed 'Piano Man'
Star Wars Chewbacca Costumes, Plastic Light Sabers Called "Best Tools" For Abstinence
The American Institute for Abstinence said yesterday
those wishing to preserve their virginity should "don
a Chewbacca costume" immediately.
Palestinian Leader Hopeful Over U.S. Trip, Short Lines For Star Wars
Palestinian leader Mahmoud Abbas is hoping three-days of lobbying the White House and Congress will get him the support he needs from the United States, and will allow theater lines to calm down as well.
Movie Pirates Circulate Star Wars Across Utah, Betamax Version
Authorities have confiscated thousands of Betamax tapes this weekend possession illegal copies of Star Wars. The tapes were discovered by state troopers who noticed a suspicious vehicle heading south on I-15.
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