Stories Archive by Month - June
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Report: Same-sex Unions Threatening Tradition of Bigotry
A new study had revealed that recent laws allowing same-sex marriage are threatening the grand American tradition of bigotry and hatred. If marriage continues to go undefended, homosexuals could be viewed as human beings by...
Satan Fails To Destroy Earth
Humanity and its allies claimed a major victory in the War on Satan on Tuesday, surviving a heightened risk of tsunamis, earthquakes, terrorism, bird flu, locusts and the raging hellfires of the apocalypse...
Bush Administration To House Hurricane Katrina Victims In Iraq
WASHINGTON, DC — The Bush Administration has announced a new plan to relocate displaced Hurricane Katrina survivors to the Sunni Triangle area of Iraq...
G8 Countries Launch Radical Aid Package For Africa
Today in London, the G8 countries showed the world that they mean to help Africa out of its current dilemma with a series of aid packages designed to bring relief to poverty, homelessness and unemployment...
Christ Returns As A Duke Lacrosse Player
DURHAM, North Carolina — We joined a press conference initiated by The Savior: “They're the Blue Devils, right? It's the 666 thing right? They like prostitutes. I like prostitutes. They go for "the Cross," right? Been there, done that...
Bush Announces Reforms For US Border Patrol
Artesia, NM (APE) - President Bush yesterday visited the training academy for the US Border Patrol in New Mexico and announced sweeping and controversial changes for the organization. The...
Heather Mills "Made Porn Films"
A German newspaper has printed allegations that former model Heather Mills appeared in “countless” porno movies and magazines during the 1980's...
Iran May Stop Nuke-Making In Exchange For ICBMs
In what may be a major breakthrough in stalled talks over Iran's uranium enrichment program, the United States has reportedly offered to give long-range nuclear weapons to the Islamic Republic in exchange for...
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