Stories Archive by Month - June
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Trading Places? U.S. And Russia Trade Lay And Skilling For Lenin's Corpse
WASHINGTON, DC — The embalmed corpse of Lenin has been flown to the U.S. in exchange for the shipment to Russia of Ken (“Bad Lay”) Lay and Jeff (“What Was So Bad About Faking the...
Report: Dept. of Homeland Security To Begin Defending Against Attacks On Marriage
The recent slashing of funds for Homeland Security in New York City will allow the Department to focus its efforts on a greater far danger than attacks on landmarks -- attacks on marriage...
Spare The Rod, And Raising Cain
Teri Hatcher seems to be everywhere these days. The word that pro writers use, when they are trying to sound erudite, is ubiquitous. Tiresome lot, those writers...
"Love To Be Little" Movement Sweeps The U. S.
Ever since a judge in Nebraska granted an offender parole instead of jail time because he was too 'short' to survive in jail, many Americans are eager to achieve a short stature any way they...
Bush Wants To Borrow A Canadian Terrorist For Fall Elections
President Bush has asked the Prime Minister of Canada, Stephen Harper, for the loan of one of their recently arrested terrorists until after this fall's mid-term elections. The President hopes to rekindle support from conservatives...
"The Omen" Remake of A Horror Classic Opens 06/06/06
Hollywood, CA (O! Online) - The 1976 horror classic, "The Omen" has gotten a makeover. The frightening story of an antichrist run amok has been updated for the current...
FBI Finds The Remains of More Than One Hoffa
DETROIT, Michigan — The FBI has revealed that the recent search for the remains of Jimmy Hoffa, long-dead Teamster strongman, was at least a partial success.
Bush Calls For Constitutional Amendment Protecting Pandering
By Ion Zwitter, Avant News EditorWashington, D.C., June 28, 2006During a speech delivered in the White House Rose Garden, President George W. Bush today made the case for an important new proposed...
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