Stories Archive by Month - June
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Bush Returns To What Made Him President: Gay Bashing
WASHINGTON, DC — After making a constitutional amendment to ban gay marriage the defining issue of his presidential campaign and then forgetting all about it, the President has apparently rediscovered...
NAIS Moves From Cows To Illegal Aliens
For several years the U.S. Department of Agriculture has been promoting a program called NAIS, the National Animal Identification System. The program has as its centerpiece the insertion of a RFID chip into every animal...
Barbara Ehrenreich Sues Paris Hilton Over 'The Simple Life'
Author Barbara Ehrenreich has filed a lawsuit against Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie, stars of the TV show 'The Simple Life,' which just started its third season this week...
Sleaze Diary: The Monsters Are Coming!
The Truth Behind the Buncefield and Hillingdon Explosions - Monster Attacks!...
Waterhouse Editorial: Why Homosexuals Shouldn't Be Allowed To Marry
Much is being made once again about the issue of Gay Marriage, or the Abomination, as I like to call it. Not that I personally have anything against homosexuals…after...
Feds Cut Counter-terrorism Money For New York To $16 Per Person
WASHINGTON, DC — The Federal government has cut its grant money to New York City for counter-terrorism cut by more than 40%, according to City officials...
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