Stories Archive by Month - June
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Qaeda Probes Premeditated Murder Charges
As news media reports of the potential murder of Iraqi civilians by U.S. troops continue to win the hearts and minds of the American people, al Qaeda today announced that it would launch...
Jesus Built My Gaywad
Sopranos, done. 24 and Lost, done. All my TV shows are wrapped up for the season... what the hell am I supposed to do now? Can I go chop...
New Amendment Expands Marriage Definition
A revised version of the proposed Federal Marriage Amendment, currently circulating among legal experts on Capitol Hill, would define marriage beyond the simple "union of a man and a woman."
Senator Frist Announces "War On Error", Offers Clinical Insights On Gay Marriage Amendment
Washington, DC (APE) - In an exclusive interview with APE, Senate Majority Leader Bill Frist, M.D. offered an explanation of why the Senate will be taking up a controversial...
Conservatives To Vote 'VIRTUAL' Republican
The conservative base of the Republican party is advising their state party leaders that they plan to cast virtual votes instead of real votes in this year's mid-term elections. James Tinman, an Arizona Republican of...
H5N1 Claims Its First Celebrity Victim!
(Orlando) The dreaded H5N1 bird flu has apparently claimed its first celebrity victim. Disney spokesperson, Allyson Wanda Land, confirmed in an early morning news conference in Orlando that Donald Duck, legendary Disney performer, died in...
Turned Out Nazi Again
Did George Formby Teach Hitler How to Play the Ukelele? Incredible Story of Britain's Wartime Entertainers Who Spied for Third Reich!...
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