Stories Archive by Month - June
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Joran Van Der Sloot Did Not Kill Natalee Holloway
Joran van der Sloot did not kill Natalee Holloway. So says trainee criminologist Chris James, as he continues his crushing crusade to make sure that all the world's bad bastards get the best possible choice
Michelle "Bombshell" Mcgee Will Replace Rosie Huntington-whiteley Who Replaced Megan Fox On "Transformers 4"
HOLLYWOOD - Plans for the next motion picture in the Transformers series, Transformers 4, are already on the drawing board.
The film's producer Julio Rockpitt revealed that the production company will be replacing Rosie Huntington-Whiteley,
Rush Limbaugh To Sing At Elton John's Wedding
Pop Star Elton John and his civil partner David Furnish announced today that they will be moving to Massachusetts and tying the knot in a gala church wedding. Conservative
Gatso Nuns Nab Demon Cyclist
The nuns of a convent in Hemel Hempstead have taken the law into their own hands to catch a dangerous bike rider that they claim is possessed by the Devil. They used a Mini-Gatso
More Likely To Get Run Over Than To Go To Prison For Knife Crime
Phoenix Joe has just seen newly released statistics that you are more likely to get run over by a car than you are to go to prison for committing a knife crime in the UK.
Crossbow Cannibal Scoffs His Penis
Contrary to newspaper reports, self styled Crossbow Cannibal AKA Stephen Griffiths has NOT attempted to commit suicide. News that he stuffed his head into a sock last night and tried to suffocate himself
Pope Benedict Rejects Calls For Penisless Clergy
Vatican -- To the dismay of many Catholic reformers around the world, Pope Benedict stood defiant today in the face of intense pressure for the church to go penisless.
"Blasphemy," Pope Benedict railed to the largest
Travel Guide: Pete's Advice On Hotels
Butch and I are gonna be headin' to South Florida on Monday. We're goin' to a convention on how to rip phone books in half, bend 1-inch steel bars, and avoid VD. We're gonna be
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