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Zarqawi And Hussein's Sons Focus On Their 216 Virgins

Sources close to Al-Zarqawi and to Uday and Qusay Hussein indicated the threesome will team up this summer as counselors at an Iraqi tennis sleep away camp. "They're defying coroners' reports the way..."

 Bongo News
Added: 14 June 2006
Animal Sexuality Research Provokes Outcry

Animal Sexuality Research Provokes Outcry

(Rooters) Animal rights activists staged violent protests outside a research facility in Ukiah, California. The research facility, jointly owned and operated by Custom Perversions Inc. and Sublimation Ltd, has been conducting a wide variety of...

 The Spoof
Added: 14 June 2006
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Lilly Pure?

Something further on Ms Lilly. Dr Eric Berne wrote a book called Games People Play. It won't be making Oprah's book club anytime soon. Ms Whinfrey, a prime offender of Berne's, could probably use a...

 The Spoof
Added: 14 June 2006
Rove Cleared, Zarqawi Dead, GOP Doomed

Rove Cleared, Zarqawi Dead, GOP Doomed

Republican electoral prospects in November appeared bleaker than ever this week after U.S. forces allowed al Qaeda leader Abu Musab al-Zarqawi to die in their custody and President George Bush?s close friend and...

 Scrapple Face
Added: 14 June 2006
Rumsfeld: Guantanamo Bay Personnel To Be Retrained Over Prisoner Suicides

Rumsfeld: Guantanamo Bay Personnel To Be Retrained Over Prisoner Suicides

Washington, DC (Rotters) − Fresh from a meeting with presidential staffers over the war in Iraq, secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld today addressed concerns over the recent apparent suicides...

 Unconfirmed Sources
Added: 14 June 2006
Al Jazeerah Launches New TV Show, 'Iraq's Next Top Terrorist

Al Jazeerah Launches New TV Show, 'Iraq's Next Top Terrorist

Within hours of confirmation of Abu Musab al-Zarqawi's death, Al-Jazeera, the Arab world's leading television network, announced that it would immediately begin production...

 Bongo News
Added: 14 June 2006
Paul McCartney Rewrites Yesterday To Get Heather Mills-McCartney Back Today

Paul McCartney Rewrites Yesterday To Get Heather Mills-McCartney Back Today

Was it supposed to be a romantic ode recalling how Sir Paul and his unidexter love, Heather Mills McCartney, met? Was it a kiss-off?...

 Unconfirmed Sources
Added: 13 June 2006
President George W. Bush Says He Has Good Idea Where WMDs Are

President George W. Bush Says He Has Good Idea Where WMDs Are

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In a groundbreaking press conference, President George W. Bush announced that he has a "good idea" where the evasive Weapons of Mass Destruction are. Administration officials are now...



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