Stories Archive by Month - June
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Gore To Run For Celestial Presidency
"My forecast may be overcast but I’m casting my hat into the presidential race above planets and the ozone layer.” ...
Bush Meets With Danish Prime Minister On Successful Mandate
Camp Brokeback, MD (APE) - After a stinging defeat in the Senate of his proposed constitutional marriage amendment, President Bush met with Danish Prime Minister Anders Fogh Rasmussen for...
Iraq Al Qaeda Threatens Attacks. Yeah Whatever......
CAIRO, Egypt - In a not so surprising announcement Al Qaeda in Iraq vowed Sunday to carry out terror attacks after the death of leader Abu Musab al-Zarqawi. The Web statement...
New Zealand Disappears - No One Cares
The nation of New Zealand has officially been lost, the World Geographic Society (WGS) admitted in a press conference today. "We don't know what happened to it," WGS spokesperson, Sam Thuray, told the few...
Israel Tackles Bird-flu, Misses Birds
TEL AVIV, Israel - New Israeli initiatives to deal with the threat of Avian Flu suffered a setback yesterday on a beach in Gaza...
The World's Deserts Are Under Threat
The world's deserts are under threat as never before, according to a United Nations report. The first comprehensive look at deserts around the world said these are facing dramatic changes.
Mission Accomplished On Zarqawheeeeee!
Remember that history teacher you could get all wound up by saying Mark McGwire was a better power hitter than Babe Ruth? If you hadn't done...
Bush To Prevent Military Massacres of Iraqi Same-sex Couples
Combining ideology on massacres and same-sex unions, the President addressed the American people today from Condi Rice's dungeon...
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The good and the great come together today and miss you entirely during all their endeavours. Which is a bit sad,......
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