Stories Archive by Month - June

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Michael Jackson Acquitted In Time To Find Missing Utah Boy

Michael Jackson Acquitted In Time To Find Missing Utah Boy

11-year-old Brennan Hawkins, missing for four days in the Wasatch-Cache National Forest, has been found alive by Michael Jackson. Rescuers say that the King of Pop was acquitted just in time to fly to Utah

 Broken Newz
Added: 22 June 2005
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Dog Teaches Human To Sit

OCALA, Florida - Curtis, a small Jack Russell from Ocala, is believed to be the first animal in the world to successfully teach a human being to do tricks.

 Brainsnap
Added: 21 June 2005
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Mr P Nis Denied Rise

Disgruntled personal services employee complains about intolerable working conditions

 Utterpants
Added: 21 June 2005
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Bum Smuggled Into Sandhurst

Buckingham Palace and Her Majesty Elton John have reacted strongly to reports that a bum was smuggled into Sandhurst Military Nursery by a leading chip paper distributor.

 The Spoof
Added: 21 June 2005
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Tom Cruise Not Pleased By His First Exchange of Fluids In The General Vicinity of Katie Holmes

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 The Chortler
Added: 21 June 2005
El Great Amor De Senor Tom Cruise Y Senorita Katie Holmes

El Great Amor De Senor Tom Cruise Y Senorita Katie Holmes

This amor no es un stunto de publicity. It is un amor so profoundo that los simpletonos ordinarios cannot comprehendar it.

 The Chortler
Added: 21 June 2005
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Diary of A Stalker!

Britain's Top stalker Launches Amazing New Service to Match Top Celebrities With Their Perfect Stalkers! Guarantees the Status of Being Stalked Without the Risk!

 The Sleaze
Added: 21 June 2005
Cia Chief Has 'Excellent Idea' Where Bin Laden Is Hiding

Cia Chief Has 'Excellent Idea' Where Bin Laden Is Hiding

Washington, DC − Porter Goss, the recently appointed director of the CIA says he has an “excellent idea” as to the whereabouts of Osama bin Laden. In an interview with TIME magazine, Goss repeatedly made



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