Stories Archive by Month - June

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Sandhurst Stunt Sparks Security Probe Into Harry Bomb Scare

A bomb dropped when Prince Harry was lost in training for over 7 hours yesterday. The Sandhurst alarm bells started ringing after Harry did not return from a rough and tough 5 mile cross country

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California Earthquakes Caused By Republican Party Operatives

Unconfirmed sources report that the FBI has discovered a plot by Republican Party operatives to use earthquakes to destroy heavily democratic sections of California before the upcoming midterm elections. The arrest

 Unconfirmed Sources
Added: 21 June 2005
International Space Station Downgraded To Junk Status

International Space Station Downgraded To Junk Status

CAPE CANAVERAL, Florida (AP) The space shuttle Discovery reluctantly returned to the launch pad for its first mission since the Columbia disaster, shooting for a July 13 lift-off date. But in an ominous foreshadowing, the

 The Spoof
Added: 20 June 2005
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Suburbia Safer With Trap-and-release Program For Lost City Dwellers

A new trap-and-release program for city dwellers found wandering aimlessly around the suburbs of major Canadian cities is bringing positive results, say officials with Suburban Environment Canada.

 The Hammer
Added: 20 June 2005
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Creditors Threaten To Fill-in The Channel Tunnel

Paris-Eurotunnel, operator of the Channel Tunnel, admitted on Thursday that a cash crisis is imminent, and that it had less than four months to come up with a workable financial plan to deal with its

 The Spoof
Added: 20 June 2005
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Tests Reveal Bill Frist Also Has Half-sized Brain

The headaches were chronic and excruciating, literally incapacitating Tennessee Senator Bill Frist for hours at a time. The Republican Senate Majority Leader had first begun to experience these migraine-like headaches after the results of Terri

 The Spoof
Added: 20 June 2005
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God Annoyed At Having To "sort 'Em Out"

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 BBSpot
Added: 20 June 2005
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Jeb Bush Launches Probe Into Schiavo Collapse And President Lincoln's Assassination

Unconfirmed sources report that Jeb Bush in an attempt to deflect attention from the autopsy findings in the Schiavo case has launched an investigation into the death of Abe Lincoln and

 Unconfirmed Sources
Added: 20 June 2005


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