Stories Archive by Month - June

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Miami Terror Group Disavowed By Zawahiri And Al-Qaeda

Miami Terror Group Disavowed By Zawahiri And Al-Qaeda

Washington, DC (APE) - Al Jazeera today released a videotape, reportedly from Al-Qaeda second in command Ayman al-Zawahiri, in which he disavows any association with the group of amateur...

 Unconfirmed Sources
Added: 25 June 2006
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Blubber Lips In Dreamland

Hollywood is the city of dreams. Well-preserved actresses stride across the red carpets, amongst the bright lights, from one VIP gala to the next. Their breasts are silicone implanted, and their faces lifted until their...

 The Spoof
Added: 25 June 2006
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Family Raided

A west London family are after Armed Police stormed their home following a report there may be some left over free food. The Tiresome family from Kensington had enjoyed a selection of pizzas, burgers and...

 The Spoof
Added: 25 June 2006
Brangelina To Adopt Jennifer Aniston

Brangelina To Adopt Jennifer Aniston

Learning that Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt were planning to adopt another child, Jennifer Aniston announced her availability. Since Ms. Aniston's film career consistently appears to collide with, and overshadowed by, Angelina's more provocat...

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Head-Out Parker In Baghdad Bakery Debacle

Head-Out Parker, Joseph W. Smith, was whisked off by armed insurgents at Carb-O-Rama Bakery today as he cried out, “I was next. I was next. I just wanted an order of assorted rolls and a seeded rye.”...

 Bongo News
Added: 25 June 2006
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Ny Times Program Expands Executive Editor Authority

A secret New York Times program for fighting "the war on the war on terror" represents a "radical expansion of executive editor authority" according to a legal analyst who studied the parameters of...

 Scrapple Face
Added: 25 June 2006
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Transsexual Sky Marshals Easily Recognized

Concerned that sky marshals are easily distinguished from regular airline passengers, new efforts are being taken to have them blend in more unobtrusively...

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Ask Dr. Sawtooth: What Happens When An Erection Lasts More Than 4 Hours?

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 Bongo News
Added: 25 June 2006


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