Stories Archive by Month - June

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Ann Coulter's Lyrics: 'Hard Times For Widows In New York Town'

...by Ann Coulter, plagiarizing from Bob Dylan's Hard Times in New York Town...

 Bongo News
Added: 24 June 2006
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Sat-Nav Systems To Be Replaced By Indian Call Centre Staff

In a bold move by one of the country's largest Satellite Navigation product companies, Tim-Tim, 40 UK workers are to be laid off from plants where the Sat-Nav units are manufactured. Tim-Tim have announced plans...

 Laughsend
Added: 24 June 2006
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Chavs More Likely To Go Deaf

Recent research carried out by the University of North Shetlands have found a credible link between Chavs and hearing problems, in particular deafness...

 The Spoof
Added: 24 June 2006
New Ball Too Bendy Say World Cup Stars

New Ball "Too Bendy" Say World Cup Stars

The 2006 world cup has already seen some of the greatest goals since sliced bread, and it will be no revelation to football fans that FIFA president Sepp Blatter is hailing the new ball design...

9/11 Widows Fly Plane Into Ann Coulter

9/11 Widows Fly Plane Into Ann Coulter

Still smarting from hurtful remarks by Ann Coulter, outspoken 9/11 widows, Kristen Breitweiser, Lorie Van Auken, Mindy Kleinberg and Patty Casazza, piloted an American Airlines jet into the right wing commentator...

 Bongo News
Added: 24 June 2006
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New York Times Secretly Sifting CIA Data

Under a secret program launched in the wake of the 9/11 terror attacks, which killed 3,000 people on American soil, The New York Times gained access to private information from the Central Intelligence...

 Scrapple Face
Added: 24 June 2006
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Dean Foods Implements “Porta-Potties” For Cows.

Denver, CO −As the accompanying photo illustrates, cows can be trained to use the ever popular portable toilets, at least according to Dean Foods. In an attempt to repair their poor public perception in the...

 The Spoof
Added: 24 June 2006
Ghana Beats USA : Marines Storm Their Capital

Ghana Beats USA : Marines Storm Their Capital

(UCS News International) Ghana has defeated the U.S. soccer team, 2-1, to advance to the second round of the World Cup in Germany. UCS Sports Editor Parke Brewer reports, the game...



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