Stories Archive by Month - June

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Psychiatry Deemed A Religion In New Study

Psychiatry Deemed A Religion In New Study

Researchers at Jakarta's renowned Hebrew University recently published a study conclusively proving that Psychiatry should be classified as a religion. The study consisted of a study of Psychiatric textbooks and journals (which will now be...

 The Spoof
Added: 24 June 2006
Fed Chairman, On Viagra, Experiences Inflation

Fed Chairman, On Viagra, Experiences Inflation

Ben Bernanke, the new Chairman of the Federal Reserve and successor to the eminent Alan Greenspan, believes that his core mission is fighting inflation. The new Fed Chairman has had a rocky start, with the onset of...

 Bongo News
Added: 24 June 2006
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Robots Develop Own Language

Researchers at the Institute of Cognitive Science and Technology in Italy are developing robots that evolve their own language, bypassing the constraints imposed by human rule-based communication. The result is machines that evolve and develop by...

 Slashnot
Added: 24 June 2006
Skilling Goes Biblical: Deus Ex Machina In The Offing?

Skilling Goes Biblical: Deus Ex Machina In The Offing?

With trembling lips cheeks awash in tears, Jeffrey Skilling, former Enron President and convicted conspirator, the man fully responsible for ruining thousands of lives and driving many to suicide...

 Bongo News
Added: 23 June 2006
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Phil Mickelson Is Shafted

New York — After a double bogey on the final hole cost him the U.S. Open championship, Phil Mickelson submits to a special punishment by his manager...

 Bongo News
Added: 23 June 2006
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Senators Santorum And Lieberman Produce Iraqi Mustard Canister For Disbelieving Press

Washington, DC (Rotters) - After being rebuffed by the press yesterday for disclosing a two-month old report on the Army's continued destruction of deteriorated pre-1991 munitions containing evidence of...

 Unconfirmed Sources
Added: 23 June 2006
US Outsources Combat Jobs

US Outsources Combat Jobs

WASHINGTON, DC. Assistant Deputy Defense Secretary Byron Keane announced plans today to dramatically boost the use of foreign military contractors. The practice, known as offshoring, is increasingly common in the US private sector...

 The Spoof
Added: 23 June 2006
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New Pictures of Shiloh Cause Major Concern For Angelina Jolie

(Hollywood--CA) Photos posted on a Muslim extremist web site claming to be Angelina Jolie's new baby, Shiloh, are causing quite a stir, not only...



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