Stories Archive by Month - June
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South Carolina Governor Denies Going On Bender
Unconfirmed Sources have learned that South Carolina governor Mark Sanford may have sobered up after a five day drinking binge and will be returning to the office soon.
Astronauts Complain of Ufo And Alien Spying
Female astronauts aboard the International Space station have been complaining that they have no privacy from the spying eyes of UFOs according to NASA documents leaked to the media.
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Tony Blair Supports Return of Elgin "Marbles"
With the inauguration of the new Acropolis Museum, increased international pressure is being exerted upon the British government to return the "Elgin Marbles." These works of art appropriated from the Parthenon by Lord Elgin, a
Perez Hilton Assaulted In Toronto - City Goes On Strike
Toronto, Canada - Perez Hilton, famed celebrity gossip columnist in Canada for a music industry awards show, was assaulted by part of his plated dinner. As a result, city employees, in support of the gay
Foxy Knoxy Stuns Courtroom; Knife Doesn't Fit
Accused murderess Foxy Knoxy looked just about convicted and on her way to a lifetime in an Italian prison where the cuisine is often excellent but has seriously substandard lodging. That was until a new
Twilight Movie, New Moon, Release Postponed?
News from Hollywood this morning is that the long anticipated Twilight Movie Sequel "New Moon" may be postponed, if only for a few weeks, or possibly more.
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Wimbledon 2009 Drama As Queue Stretches Around The Corner
As the 2009 Wimbledon tennis championships finally get under way this afternoon, there was real drama in SW19 this morning, as the queue of people waiting to get in to see the opening match grew
Chaz Bono, Matthew Mcconaughey Jailed After Fiery Night At Beach
LOS ANGELES, CA - Bromantically linked Chaz Bono and his chronically naked bosom buddy Matthew McConaughey were jailed last night after Brentwood police were summoned to the beach to investigate a call concerning "flame throwers
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