Stories Archive by Month - June

Over the next five days The Lemon Press will bring you the lo-down on the five Labour Party leadership candidates in order to help you choose if you're a Labour Party member or give you

NEW YORK CITY - Lady Gaga may make a lot of her fans go gaga but New York Yankees owner Hal Steinbrenner said that he has had enough of the publicity seeking songstress whom he

Bonnie Hunt, some lady who said something funny once, has been fired from her talk show. "The Bonnie Hunt Vapid Dialogue Show," syndicated into 53 markets and watched by dozens of people each week, will

Footballing minnows, New Zealand, last night emerged as the new favourites to win the World Cup after their hard-fought and well-deserved point in their 1-1 draw with current world champions Italy in Nelspruit. The workmanlike Kiwis

The call to Arsenal manager, Arsene Wenger, to take over from Fabio Capello as England manager, because Capello is a foreigner who doesn't understand English ways, has not had a response. This intrepid reporter knows why! Arsene

DETROIT - Lady Gaga was in Detroit seeing about ordering a custom made 2010 Lamborghini Murcielago with all the trimmings. She told a representative for Lucky Louie's Lamborghini Dealership that she is willing to spend up

Recently interviewed by our satirist, Lady Godiva, Takwana Smith and Anitakapita Jones, (residents of Cargo Fleet, Middlesbrough, England - both sporting 'South Bank facelifts - see below for definition), alleged new acquaintences of The Spoof's

Gulf of Mexico - (Deez Mess): "The design came to me in a dream in 1995," Costner told the House Energy and Commerce Committee this week. "We'd been filming in the Pacific waters off Hawaii using