Stories Archive by Month - June
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Jeremy Clarkson To Offer 'P*ss Into Your Tent' Service At Glastonbury
Having exhausted the number of people and ideas to shit on, the hound dog faced petrol head has just launched a new service for Glastonbury revellers.
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Wayne Rooney "In Tears After Algeria Game"
Manchester United and England striker Wayne Rooney was said to be "in tears" after the team's disappointing 0-0 draw with Algeria on Friday night - a result that left England on the verge of expulsion
Pope Outlaws Marriage
Vatican City-- Pope Benedict XVI has just issued a Papal Bull about the sacrament of Matrimony. Calling marriage "a union of two sick souls, united in animal lust", the Pope ordered all Roman Catholic
France World Cup Over
In the last few minutes, it has emerged from South Africa that the France World Cup squad is to leave the country and the tournament, BEFORE the team's last Group A game with hosts South
Kelly Brook Finally Gets Fed Up With Danny Cipriani's Womanizing Ways And Shows Him The Effen Door
LONDON - Kelly Brook, model, actress, television presenter, and fox hunt organizer, revealed to her hair stylist that she has had it with boyfriend Danny Cipriani's womanizing ways.
Thirty year old Brook said that she has
Will Google Celebrate The Summer Solstice With A Tired Old Drawing of Stonehenge At Sunrise?
Questions were being asked this evening regarding Google's plans for celebrating the Summer Solstice. A hastily convened panel of experts was assembled over the Internet to debate the issue.
Boris Johnson, in South Africa to
Obama Sends Half of Bp $20 Billion Aid Money To Acorn
Last week, BP agreed to provide a $20 billion aid fund to assist victims of the oil spill. The money is earmarked to help persons whose homes, businesses, livelihood, or property have been destroyed,
Tony Haywood Kidnapped By Somali Pirates In Sailboat Race
It was announced at a noon press conference that embattled CEO of BP has been kidnapped by Somali pirates. Tony Haywood, the CEO born with two left feet in his mouth, had escaped the
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