Stories Archive by Month - June
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Isner & Mahut Face Charges As Multitudes of Sensory Deprived Fans Collapse & Die
Wimbledon -- Tragedy struck Wimbledon today as hundreds of exhaustively bored tennis onlookers were rushed to local hospitals, including at least one man via wheelbarrow as local highways became log-jammed in emergency traffic.
Although
Miley Cyrus, Selena Gomez, And Taylor Swift Record The Song "Say Dude Can I Toot Your Vuvuzela?"
SAN FRANCISCO - Miley Cyrus, Selena Gomez, and Taylor Swift had just finished performing a benefit concert at the famed Cow Patty Palace when they were asked about the song project they have been working
Wimbledon Ladies Prostitute Scandal
Police in London SW19 have said that they arrested a woman on a charge of prostitution late on Wednesday night very near to the All England Tennis Club at Wimbledon.
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Prostitutes Welcome French Team Home
France's hopes of becoming the World Cup champions were dashed yet a third straight time as they were beaten squarely by South Africa with a final score of 2 to 1. Although the win wasn't
Obama Names Gary Faulkner, The Man Who Hunted Osama, To Top Military Post In Afghanistan!
President Hussein Obama stepped outside military channels to name rabid Osama Bin Laden hunter Gary Faukner to the top post in Afghanistan to continue the fight against terrorism after relieving General Stan McCrystal.
Faulker, a US
The World's Most Awesome Gym
By Pete Puma & Butch Suede
Butch and I were shootin' the shit the other day and Butch came up with the awesomest idea ever...to create the
District Judge Blocks President's Moratorium On Oil Drilling After Hunting Invite From Cheney
New Orleans, LA - Federal District Judge Martin Feldman took immediate measures to block the 6-month moratorium President Obama placed on new deepwater drilling projects due to the ongoing disaster in the Gulf of Mexico.
60th Anniversary Issue of Playboy To Feature Original Bunnies Nude!
Playboy Mansion West, California - Some say Hugh Hefner is finally going senile. He has okay'd the idea to have the first five original bunnies featured in his 1953-1958 Playboy Magazine issues pose in nude
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