Stories Archive by Month - June
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Terror Cell Found In Shaquille O'Neal's Large Intestine
Shaquille O'Neal arrested himself after discovering a network of black terror Muslims housed within his large intestine...
WAGs Not Dogs - England's Footballers' Wives Confess To Non-Canine Activities
In the England camp at Baden-Baden, you'd be forgiven for assuming the players had their own "man's best friend", the way the press is describing their WAGs. Now, for those who don't know, WAG stands...
New Energy Drink Keeps You Energized For Days
Bogota, Colombia - Crankshaft, a new energy drink which promises energy for days not just hours, has been flying off store shelves despite its $50 a can price...
Blue Collar Comedy Tour: One For The Road
Pass me a Budweiser, son, and I'll tell you about the Blue Collar Comedy Tour. What, we're outta Bud? Good thing Daddy keeps a few extra bottles of Pabst in between the sofa cushions...
China Reveals National Basketball Team Hopefuls
The much anticipated appearance of the Mens’ Chinese National Basketball Team, sent shock waves through the athletic community this afternoon when China’s five starters appeared on the court with their Head Coach, Lin Peow...
JK Rowling To Kill Harry Potter And Ron Weasley In Next Book
JK Rowling has announced her plans to kill off two main characters from the series and our sources have found out that teenage-sorcerer, Harry Potter, is one of those who will die in her, as...
GOP Holds Back Renewing Voting Rights Act; Names Sheet National Headgear
Washington - After the GOP held back from renewing the Voting Right Act that Martin Luther King Jr. marched for, Republicans offered an incentive program for Blacks to voluntarily give up their right to vote
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