Stories Archive by Month - June
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Kidman/Urban Secret Honeymoon Destination Discovered And Targeted By Lone Paparazzi
Baghdad, Iraq (O! Online) - Newlyweds Nicole Kidman and the Keith Urban had their secret honeymoon plans in the US military Green Zone in Baghdad dashed by a lone paparazzi. The...
Camera On Hubble Space Telescope Shuts Down, Vengeful Martians Are To Blame
Disgusted with the breakdown of the main camera on the Hubble telescope, NASA scientists are madly scrambling to fix the problem. Meanwhile, intergalactic sources exclusive to The Spoof have been able to discover the TRUE...
Ashlee Simpson Will Not Pose Nude For Playboy
Ashlee Simpson has tuned down a $4 million offer to pose nude for Playboy. (Oh, thank God for that.)
White House Issues Warrant For New York Times Arrest On Treason Charges
In a surprise move, United States President George W. Bush has directed Justice Department head Alberto (Speedy) Gonzales to issue a warrant for the arrest of the entire...
Alec Baldwin Wins Game of Age of Empires, Demands
Alec Baldwin, the suave yet increasingly rotund actor,has "won a game of Age of Empires" and now thinks he "deserves to be commander-in-chief of the U.S. military," Hollywood insiders said yesterday...
Dave Chappelle Sues Schwarzenegger For Calling Bush Border Plan "Half Baked"
Dave Chappelle has filed a lawsuit against California Governor, Arnold Schwarzenegger, and the Republican National Committee for violating the copyrighted name Half Baked, the title of a 1998 film...
Screw You Guys, I'm Going Home
You know what? It's my ball, and if you don't want to play by the rules -- my rules -- I'm taking my ball and going...
East Timor Demonstrates The Ingratitude of The Third World
I don't know about you, but I'm pretty sick of the ingratitude displayed by third world nations. After all the effort and hard work by us, the superior and more highly developed peoples of the
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