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Annie Leibovitz To Take 'Official' Michael Jackson Autopsy Photos

Annie Leibovitz To Take 'Official' Michael Jackson Autopsy Photos

Los Angeles, CA - Perhaps the most celebrated celebrity photographer of the latter half of the 20th century, Annie Leibovitz has been hired by Joe Jackson to take the 'official' photographs of Michael Jackson's autopsy. "The

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Added: 01 July 2009
Grief Stricken "Jacko" Fans Force Martin Bashir "Underground" Into A "Bad" Situation

Grief Stricken "Jacko" Fans Force Martin Bashir "Underground" Into A "Bad" Situation

London, England - Not since the global hit-man contract placed on the life of Indian-born Salman Rushdie for his book "The Satanic Verses" criticizing the Islamic faith has a Western journalist had to go underground,

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Added: 01 July 2009
Paris Hilton Seeks Custody of Youngest Jackson Child After Positive Dna Test

Paris Hilton Seeks Custody of Youngest Jackson Child After Positive Dna Test

Los Angeles - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): Deborah Rowe's opening gambit for sole custody of all three Michael Jackson children has been thrown into disarray. Her pursuit of maternal rights over seven year-old Blanket - aka

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Added: 01 July 2009
A Teenager Who Reportedly Wanted To Kill Hollywood Teen Idol Demi Lovato Has Been Arrested, Los Angeles Police Said.

A Teenager Who Reportedly Wanted To Kill Hollywood Teen Idol Demi Lovato Has Been Arrested, Los Angeles Police Said.

S.D., 18, was booked on Thursday on suspicion of stalking and making criminal threats, said Sgt. Morphin Dempsey of the Harmattan Police Dept. He is scheduled to be arraigned on Tuesday, Dempsey said. According to the

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Added: 01 July 2009
Michael Jackson Family Sues Msnbc, Foxnews, Cnn, And Cnbc

Michael Jackson Family Sues Msnbc, Foxnews, Cnn, And Cnbc

The family of the late King of Pop Michael Jackson have collectively sued MSNBC, CNN, CNBC, and Foxnews. The news networks had given the Jackson family over 48 hours of uninterrupted news coverage, discussion, and

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Added: 01 July 2009
Michael Jackson Tribute Song To Be Released By Sir Elton John

"Michael Jackson Tribute Song" To Be Released By Sir Elton John

We recently caught up with world renowned pop singer and songwriter, Sir Elton John, in order to get an update as to how his new tribute song, honoring the late Michael Jackson, was coming along.

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Added: 01 July 2009
Body of Michael Jackson Donated To Wax Museum

Body of Michael Jackson Donated To Wax Museum

The body of the late King of Pop, Michael Jackson, will be donated to the famous Wax Museum of London after the funeral. Family spokesperson Janet Jackson revealed the reasons for this in a private

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Added: 01 July 2009
Elizabeth Taylor To Legally Change Her Name To Michael Jackson

Elizabeth Taylor To Legally Change Her Name To Michael Jackson

BEVERLY HILLS - There is no celebrity in Tinseltown who was closer to Michael Jackson, aka "The Moonwalk Kid" than Elizabeth Taylor. The 77-year-old movie star says that her and MJ were so close that she

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Added: 01 July 2009


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